Our Yukon Book is now up for Review

The Yukon book that myself and Shawn Wildermuth have been working on (provisionally entitled Programming Yukon) for O'Reilly has just started an open review process. The review process is being hosted by The Server Side .NET. You can get to the book review jump on page here.

The first chapter is on the Architecture involved with the Yukon .NET support and covers how Yukon hosts the runtime, how assemblies are managed, how Code Access Security works within Yukon and the basics of exposing functionality via Stored Procedures and User Defined Functions.

All feedback is very welcome and should be sent here.

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05/28/2011 4:42 PM

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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05/28/2011 4:49 PM

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

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05/28/2011 5:09 PM

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

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05/28/2011 5:09 PM

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

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05/28/2011 5:10 PM

Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.

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05/28/2011 6:47 PM

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

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05/28/2011 7:23 PM

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

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05/28/2011 7:35 PM

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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05/28/2011 7:35 PM

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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05/28/2011 7:35 PM

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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05/28/2011 8:03 PM

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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05/28/2011 8:03 PM

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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05/28/2011 8:04 PM

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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05/28/2011 8:10 PM

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

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05/28/2011 8:16 PM

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

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05/28/2011 8:35 PM

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

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05/28/2011 8:36 PM

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

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05/28/2011 8:36 PM

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

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05/28/2011 9:17 PM

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

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05/28/2011 9:28 PM

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

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05/28/2011 11:05 PM

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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05/28/2011 11:17 PM

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

|owmmiveqmsAT NOSPAMkznkay dot com

05/28/2011 11:24 PM

Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

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05/28/2011 11:30 PM

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

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05/28/2011 11:33 PM

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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05/28/2011 11:33 PM

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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05/28/2011 11:37 PM

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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05/29/2011 12:24 AM

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

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05/29/2011 1:43 AM

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

|hcnlrtegceAT NOSPAMyrphib dot com

05/29/2011 2:21 AM

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

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05/29/2011 2:30 AM

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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05/29/2011 2:50 AM

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

|pirfcjlbhuAT NOSPAModahhf dot com

05/29/2011 3:01 AM

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

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05/29/2011 3:01 AM

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

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05/29/2011 3:28 AM

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

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05/29/2011 4:18 AM

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

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05/29/2011 4:18 AM

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

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05/29/2011 4:18 AM

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

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05/29/2011 4:19 AM

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

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05/29/2011 6:31 AM

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

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05/29/2011 6:32 AM

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

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05/29/2011 6:33 AM

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

|osrdbiciayAT NOSPAModwzrz dot com

05/29/2011 6:53 AM

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

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05/29/2011 6:53 AM

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

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05/29/2011 6:53 AM

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

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05/29/2011 7:24 AM

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

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05/29/2011 8:08 AM

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

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05/29/2011 8:12 AM

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

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05/29/2011 9:29 AM

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

|iovndogxlpAT NOSPAMhihebt dot com

05/29/2011 9:39 AM

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

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05/29/2011 9:43 AM

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

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05/29/2011 10:18 AM

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

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05/29/2011 10:22 AM

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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05/29/2011 10:22 AM

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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05/29/2011 10:22 AM

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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05/29/2011 10:22 AM

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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05/29/2011 10:47 AM

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

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05/29/2011 12:04 PM

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

|gtggyskzmdAT NOSPAModalda dot com

05/29/2011 12:12 PM

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

|iadoyhgnojAT NOSPAMkwyplc dot com

05/29/2011 12:58 PM

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

|wblhdsexcxAT NOSPAMwfpqqj dot com

05/29/2011 1:32 PM

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

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05/29/2011 2:09 PM

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

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05/29/2011 3:03 PM

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

|kybmbwbnsxAT NOSPAMvwxymo dot com

05/29/2011 3:24 PM

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

|raqoxlulhuAT NOSPAMtibctf dot com

05/29/2011 4:38 PM

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

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05/29/2011 4:49 PM

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

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05/29/2011 4:50 PM

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

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05/29/2011 5:14 PM

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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05/29/2011 5:15 PM

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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05/29/2011 5:16 PM

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

|khqowremyjAT NOSPAMctkavm dot com

05/29/2011 5:24 PM

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

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05/29/2011 6:11 PM

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

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05/29/2011 6:46 PM

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

|bdpqnekxpwAT NOSPAMwbiqxn dot com

05/29/2011 6:53 PM

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

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05/29/2011 6:56 PM

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

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05/29/2011 6:58 PM

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

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05/29/2011 7:00 PM

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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05/29/2011 7:09 PM

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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05/29/2011 7:09 PM

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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05/29/2011 7:11 PM

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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05/29/2011 7:11 PM

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

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05/29/2011 7:13 PM

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

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05/29/2011 7:14 PM

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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05/29/2011 7:31 PM

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

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05/29/2011 7:31 PM

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

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05/29/2011 7:31 PM

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

|hdzehdjireAT NOSPAMwlhngg dot com

05/29/2011 7:34 PM

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

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05/29/2011 8:08 PM

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

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05/29/2011 8:09 PM

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

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05/29/2011 8:09 PM

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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05/29/2011 8:13 PM

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

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05/29/2011 8:14 PM

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

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05/29/2011 8:14 PM

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

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05/29/2011 8:14 PM

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

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05/29/2011 8:15 PM

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

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05/29/2011 9:00 PM

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

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05/29/2011 9:05 PM

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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05/29/2011 9:06 PM

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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05/29/2011 9:06 PM

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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05/29/2011 9:06 PM

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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05/29/2011 9:18 PM

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

|erzkyqaglgAT NOSPAMhqdtxr dot com

05/29/2011 9:25 PM

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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05/29/2011 10:02 PM

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

|sizqybwizxAT NOSPAMsrzwio dot com

05/29/2011 10:21 PM

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

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05/29/2011 10:27 PM

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

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05/29/2011 10:27 PM

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

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05/29/2011 10:28 PM

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

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05/29/2011 11:11 PM

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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05/29/2011 11:12 PM

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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05/29/2011 11:12 PM

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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05/29/2011 11:12 PM

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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05/29/2011 11:13 PM

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

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05/29/2011 11:13 PM

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

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05/29/2011 11:13 PM

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

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05/29/2011 11:14 PM

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

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05/29/2011 11:17 PM

Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

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05/30/2011 12:52 AM

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

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05/30/2011 1:44 AM

Why don't you write books people can read?

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05/30/2011 2:22 AM

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

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05/30/2011 2:27 AM

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

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05/30/2011 2:27 AM

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

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05/30/2011 2:45 AM

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

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05/30/2011 2:57 AM

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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05/30/2011 2:57 AM

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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05/30/2011 2:57 AM

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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05/30/2011 3:09 AM

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

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05/30/2011 3:42 AM

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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05/30/2011 3:42 AM

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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05/30/2011 4:18 AM

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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05/30/2011 5:06 AM

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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05/30/2011 5:18 AM

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

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05/30/2011 5:19 AM

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

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05/30/2011 5:32 AM

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

|qadugwoyfxAT NOSPAMsjkljx dot com

05/30/2011 5:39 AM

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

|zynyxfltvyAT NOSPAMyiluyv dot com

05/30/2011 5:39 AM

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

|zynyxfltvyAT NOSPAMyiluyv dot com

05/30/2011 5:39 AM

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

|zynyxfltvyAT NOSPAMyiluyv dot com

05/30/2011 5:39 AM

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

|zynyxfltvyAT NOSPAMyiluyv dot com

05/30/2011 5:54 AM

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

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05/30/2011 5:55 AM

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

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05/30/2011 5:55 AM

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

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05/30/2011 6:36 AM

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

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05/30/2011 7:04 AM

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

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05/30/2011 7:17 AM

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

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05/30/2011 7:36 AM

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

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05/30/2011 7:46 AM

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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05/30/2011 7:46 AM

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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05/30/2011 7:47 AM

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

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05/30/2011 7:54 AM

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

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05/30/2011 8:03 AM

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

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05/30/2011 8:03 AM

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

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05/30/2011 8:03 AM

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

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05/30/2011 8:04 AM

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

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05/30/2011 8:04 AM

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

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05/30/2011 8:04 AM

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

|pmtwmguftcAT NOSPAMffqkxa dot com

05/30/2011 8:04 AM

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

|qxpfjrrunoAT NOSPAMqcqbso dot com

05/30/2011 8:10 AM

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

|psdpmchluwAT NOSPAMbwjklh dot com

05/30/2011 8:52 AM

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

|bnmmbeobkcAT NOSPAMqksioq dot com

05/30/2011 8:57 AM

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

|bvjgdhtlykAT NOSPAMkphhdz dot com

05/30/2011 9:24 AM

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

|dgtepiwoudAT NOSPAMdigxxn dot com

05/30/2011 9:29 AM

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

|yjiryqvpwwAT NOSPAMyfvihl dot com

05/30/2011 9:32 AM

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

|jtjsiylfuwAT NOSPAMjtdnoi dot com

05/30/2011 9:58 AM

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

|dimkdrmaxmAT NOSPAMkidshp dot com

05/30/2011 10:02 AM

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

|dsgdflhoupAT NOSPAMeuzpio dot com

05/30/2011 10:03 AM

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

|dsgdflhoupAT NOSPAMeuzpio dot com

05/30/2011 10:08 AM

The covers of this book are too far apart.

|pboyrtreqjAT NOSPAMdbtbbl dot com

05/30/2011 10:16 AM

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

|ivjsbnouibAT NOSPAMdpsric dot com

05/30/2011 10:17 AM

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

|ukbnyrjznmAT NOSPAMpsuvzi dot com

05/30/2011 10:19 AM

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

|ukbnyrjznmAT NOSPAMpsuvzi dot com

05/30/2011 10:23 AM

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

|szjaanjbtlAT NOSPAMkdwnih dot com

05/30/2011 10:24 AM

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

|szjaanjbtlAT NOSPAMkdwnih dot com

05/30/2011 10:24 AM

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

|szjaanjbtlAT NOSPAMkdwnih dot com

05/30/2011 10:24 AM

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

|szjaanjbtlAT NOSPAMkdwnih dot com

05/30/2011 10:50 AM

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

|hxclukauocAT NOSPAMupevlj dot com

05/30/2011 10:58 AM

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

|jasrmarnijAT NOSPAMyqvjln dot com

05/30/2011 11:00 AM

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

|zebbakqqriAT NOSPAMwoitag dot com

05/30/2011 11:04 AM

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

|xizazddyngAT NOSPAMuakipm dot com

05/30/2011 11:18 AM

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

|dhydkdpuzeAT NOSPAMtcpeud dot com

05/30/2011 11:18 AM

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

|dhydkdpuzeAT NOSPAMtcpeud dot com

05/30/2011 11:18 AM

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

|dhydkdpuzeAT NOSPAMtcpeud dot com

05/30/2011 11:19 AM

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

|dhydkdpuzeAT NOSPAMtcpeud dot com

05/30/2011 11:20 AM

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

|thheovxzfnAT NOSPAMyhraxc dot com

05/30/2011 11:20 AM

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

|gjqedyhagrAT NOSPAMhfnjud dot com

05/30/2011 11:21 AM

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

|thheovxzfnAT NOSPAMyhraxc dot com

05/30/2011 11:21 AM

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

|thheovxzfnAT NOSPAMyhraxc dot com

05/30/2011 11:22 AM

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

|brrsopwfncAT NOSPAMrslsor dot com

05/30/2011 11:22 AM

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

|gjqedyhagrAT NOSPAMhfnjud dot com

05/30/2011 11:40 AM

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

|crbxeqdsyhAT NOSPAMilacot dot com

05/30/2011 11:50 AM

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

|ndtkmmccrvAT NOSPAMicyfbf dot com

05/30/2011 12:21 PM

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

|wcjtooauxmAT NOSPAMdhzqbp dot com

05/30/2011 12:25 PM

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

|fgdwcbbqnsAT NOSPAMjelabc dot com

05/30/2011 12:25 PM

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

|fgdwcbbqnsAT NOSPAMjelabc dot com

05/30/2011 12:32 PM

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

|inskejjhloAT NOSPAMgyncna dot com

05/30/2011 1:12 PM

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

|vfvzagtszqAT NOSPAMxqvhly dot com

05/30/2011 1:28 PM

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

|dfeoeynaruAT NOSPAMyktjuo dot com

05/30/2011 1:41 PM

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

|tineorcxbdAT NOSPAMaozvip dot com

05/30/2011 2:08 PM

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

|ymgwlkidmnAT NOSPAMprtxfd dot com

05/30/2011 2:22 PM

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

|rmmluuiswrAT NOSPAMumyprx dot com

05/30/2011 2:53 PM

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

|vhognpjeczAT NOSPAMepsdub dot com

05/30/2011 2:53 PM

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

|vhognpjeczAT NOSPAMepsdub dot com

05/30/2011 2:54 PM

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

|vhognpjeczAT NOSPAMepsdub dot com

05/30/2011 2:54 PM

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

|vhognpjeczAT NOSPAMepsdub dot com

05/30/2011 3:00 PM

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

|bdnpisriqxAT NOSPAMttcdns dot com

05/30/2011 3:01 PM

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

|bdnpisriqxAT NOSPAMttcdns dot com

05/30/2011 3:02 PM

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

|bdnpisriqxAT NOSPAMttcdns dot com

05/30/2011 3:03 PM

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

|bdnpisriqxAT NOSPAMttcdns dot com

05/30/2011 3:17 PM

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

|bmyyszfxurAT NOSPAMorefvv dot com

05/30/2011 3:35 PM

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

|znecnjibmdAT NOSPAMiulqpl dot com

05/30/2011 3:54 PM

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

|avbxivjptfAT NOSPAMjghemu dot com

05/30/2011 3:56 PM

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

|fwqdfewtdwAT NOSPAMcmwkyo dot com

05/30/2011 3:56 PM

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

|fwqdfewtdwAT NOSPAMcmwkyo dot com

05/30/2011 3:57 PM

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

|fwqdfewtdwAT NOSPAMcmwkyo dot com

05/30/2011 4:26 PM

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

|duzpocouxiAT NOSPAMpaolpy dot com

05/30/2011 5:17 PM

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

|htqrxbvharAT NOSPAMjpmdzy dot com

05/30/2011 5:28 PM

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

|usaxwhbrcwAT NOSPAMiqnqlz dot com

05/30/2011 5:35 PM

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

|tnatpdxnyoAT NOSPAMxcgnsp dot com

05/30/2011 5:46 PM

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

|pzgwxsbjlhAT NOSPAMmyqrqc dot com

05/30/2011 5:47 PM

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

|zjtiuhxrluAT NOSPAMyyzabr dot com

05/30/2011 5:48 PM

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

|zjtiuhxrluAT NOSPAMyyzabr dot com

05/30/2011 5:59 PM

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

|qzhyzxbuyfAT NOSPAMpdqcbf dot com

05/30/2011 6:18 PM

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

|vfwoxiyerjAT NOSPAMeosclj dot com

05/30/2011 6:18 PM

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

|vfwoxiyerjAT NOSPAMeosclj dot com

05/30/2011 6:19 PM

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

|vfwoxiyerjAT NOSPAMeosclj dot com

05/30/2011 6:22 PM

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

|fkfsrecwmsAT NOSPAMumaybv dot com

05/30/2011 6:26 PM

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

|sfqlefqvcdAT NOSPAMtyklgk dot com

05/30/2011 7:32 PM

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

|lgzqpepkezAT NOSPAMjaslbj dot com

05/30/2011 7:32 PM

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

|lgzqpepkezAT NOSPAMjaslbj dot com

05/30/2011 7:58 PM

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

|icrkjwwmmuAT NOSPAMxmklkc dot com

05/30/2011 8:12 PM

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

|nxyreuehfkAT NOSPAMstvztg dot com

05/30/2011 8:13 PM

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

|yoteyhbmboAT NOSPAMmepzzq dot com

05/30/2011 8:13 PM

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

|yoteyhbmboAT NOSPAMmepzzq dot com

05/30/2011 8:21 PM

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

|cguxjilydwAT NOSPAMxsprai dot com

05/30/2011 8:21 PM

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

|cguxjilydwAT NOSPAMxsprai dot com

05/30/2011 8:34 PM

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

|jponrhhcjnAT NOSPAMouyqtw dot com

05/30/2011 8:34 PM

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

|jponrhhcjnAT NOSPAMouyqtw dot com

05/30/2011 8:34 PM

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

|jponrhhcjnAT NOSPAMouyqtw dot com

05/30/2011 8:50 PM

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

|uccqqkhssrAT NOSPAMgernis dot com

05/30/2011 9:10 PM

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

|tiqnhxwcpnAT NOSPAMfaeuvz dot com

05/30/2011 9:10 PM

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

|tiqnhxwcpnAT NOSPAMfaeuvz dot com

05/30/2011 9:10 PM

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

|mphdbqnerrAT NOSPAMqlzfcz dot com

05/30/2011 9:11 PM

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

|tiqnhxwcpnAT NOSPAMfaeuvz dot com

05/30/2011 9:11 PM

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

|tiqnhxwcpnAT NOSPAMfaeuvz dot com

05/30/2011 9:26 PM

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

|emfntmbkqdAT NOSPAMvrvokf dot com

05/30/2011 9:49 PM

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

|pjckvctonkAT NOSPAMwububx dot com

05/30/2011 11:11 PM

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

|mgqbvsntdyAT NOSPAMmmndsh dot com

05/30/2011 11:51 PM

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

|pywemupwvgAT NOSPAMrmeybs dot com

05/30/2011 11:51 PM

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

|pywemupwvgAT NOSPAMrmeybs dot com

05/30/2011 11:59 PM

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

|kxalbluqjoAT NOSPAMdbrxqr dot com

05/31/2011 12:16 AM

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

|stmijnhkeiAT NOSPAMjdntot dot com

05/31/2011 12:16 AM

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

|stmijnhkeiAT NOSPAMjdntot dot com

05/31/2011 1:18 AM

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

|gankjkuchnAT NOSPAMrwclbn dot com

05/31/2011 1:19 AM

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

|gankjkuchnAT NOSPAMrwclbn dot com

05/31/2011 1:27 AM

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

|trmbkysezxAT NOSPAMjpikxt dot com

05/31/2011 1:27 AM

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

|wnhpdzmuabAT NOSPAMplpioq dot com

05/31/2011 1:47 AM

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

|bbxkavumnnAT NOSPAMpclunk dot com

05/31/2011 1:50 AM

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

|ljzsswvsrjAT NOSPAMwcmuqy dot com

05/31/2011 2:35 AM

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

|vmnhcmkxntAT NOSPAMfvzjsy dot com

05/31/2011 2:35 AM

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

|vmnhcmkxntAT NOSPAMfvzjsy dot com

05/31/2011 2:35 AM

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

|vmnhcmkxntAT NOSPAMfvzjsy dot com

05/31/2011 2:36 AM

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

|vmnhcmkxntAT NOSPAMfvzjsy dot com

05/31/2011 2:53 AM

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

|eyiclbtrgpAT NOSPAMmavano dot com

05/31/2011 2:53 AM

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

|eyiclbtrgpAT NOSPAMmavano dot com

05/31/2011 2:54 AM

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

|eyiclbtrgpAT NOSPAMmavano dot com

05/31/2011 2:55 AM

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

|eyiclbtrgpAT NOSPAMmavano dot com

05/31/2011 2:58 AM

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

|quaizhlcxlAT NOSPAMuwrecs dot com

05/31/2011 3:08 AM

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

|zmtjxzdzxeAT NOSPAMlatjqg dot com

05/31/2011 3:30 AM

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

|dzmzermmztAT NOSPAMzpexza dot com

05/31/2011 3:41 AM

A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.

|rxkasphthdAT NOSPAMvcqtxq dot com

05/31/2011 3:58 AM

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

|nporaircjoAT NOSPAMkbxebd dot com

05/31/2011 4:06 AM

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

|mlcpbvmfhpAT NOSPAMduniuh dot com

05/31/2011 5:47 AM

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

|cefubgduseAT NOSPAMcqlksw dot com

05/31/2011 6:02 AM

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

|lurpulptbfAT NOSPAMgmbzrb dot com

05/31/2011 6:04 AM

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

|zexrxbyzwtAT NOSPAMuzeumc dot com

05/31/2011 6:04 AM

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

|zexrxbyzwtAT NOSPAMuzeumc dot com

05/31/2011 6:04 AM

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

|zexrxbyzwtAT NOSPAMuzeumc dot com

05/31/2011 6:38 AM

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

|jckwzxzcbjAT NOSPAMovleys dot com

05/31/2011 7:00 AM

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

|jmnljoqcfoAT NOSPAMqffurk dot com

05/31/2011 7:01 AM

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

|jmnljoqcfoAT NOSPAMqffurk dot com

05/31/2011 7:01 AM

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

|ivtjrcfdfjAT NOSPAMsuwxol dot com

05/31/2011 7:01 AM

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

|ivtjrcfdfjAT NOSPAMsuwxol dot com

05/31/2011 7:01 AM

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

|ivtjrcfdfjAT NOSPAMsuwxol dot com

05/31/2011 7:02 AM

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

|ivtjrcfdfjAT NOSPAMsuwxol dot com

05/31/2011 7:13 AM

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

|vjsyjhtbccAT NOSPAMdspaed dot com

05/31/2011 7:13 AM

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

|vjsyjhtbccAT NOSPAMdspaed dot com

05/31/2011 7:25 AM

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

|aaljdawxyyAT NOSPAMuwvivd dot com

05/31/2011 8:49 AM

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

|zknrvfhkglAT NOSPAMzjwath dot com

05/31/2011 8:49 AM

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

|zknrvfhkglAT NOSPAMzjwath dot com

05/31/2011 8:50 AM

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

|zknrvfhkglAT NOSPAMzjwath dot com

05/31/2011 8:52 AM

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

|pjxszxoomuAT NOSPAMfoywvg dot com

05/31/2011 8:53 AM

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

|jlsdzsjjpnAT NOSPAMvxigjd dot com

05/31/2011 8:58 AM

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

|davjxetmrcAT NOSPAMydyrtv dot com

05/31/2011 9:35 AM

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

|dgfccbsljmAT NOSPAMfiqeuz dot com

05/31/2011 9:41 AM

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

|ekdqqpupqmAT NOSPAMzmunuu dot com

05/31/2011 9:48 AM

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

|hiqefhssbwAT NOSPAMbvztnl dot com

05/31/2011 9:49 AM

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

|hiqefhssbwAT NOSPAMbvztnl dot com

05/31/2011 9:49 AM

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

|hiqefhssbwAT NOSPAMbvztnl dot com

05/31/2011 9:53 AM

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

|bollptvferAT NOSPAMzdroqh dot com

05/31/2011 9:59 AM

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

|tnntcatuavAT NOSPAMdhpfzf dot com

05/31/2011 10:20 AM

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

|cdztgbcseuAT NOSPAMvcwczi dot com

05/31/2011 10:21 AM

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

|cdztgbcseuAT NOSPAMvcwczi dot com

05/31/2011 10:50 AM

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

|ztlzrqzriyAT NOSPAMpcpktv dot com

05/31/2011 11:28 AM

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

|cggwvahusgAT NOSPAMaszywu dot com

05/31/2011 11:29 AM

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

|nfiufvobgvAT NOSPAMixaufn dot com

05/31/2011 11:29 AM

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

|nfiufvobgvAT NOSPAMixaufn dot com

05/31/2011 11:35 AM

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

|efvzlnljquAT NOSPAMbxoclm dot com

05/31/2011 11:39 AM

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

|typuswcuqiAT NOSPAMtazkld dot com

05/31/2011 11:54 AM

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

|knmzryinftAT NOSPAMhsvtuu dot com

05/31/2011 11:58 AM

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

|cecrwkcjjwAT NOSPAMinywmd dot com

05/31/2011 12:09 PM

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

|ewuutnwljhAT NOSPAMvuhmbb dot com

05/31/2011 12:24 PM

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

|bnugcgumtaAT NOSPAMbthuza dot com

05/31/2011 12:29 PM

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

|zihdxhwascAT NOSPAMqerlij dot com

05/31/2011 12:29 PM

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

|zihdxhwascAT NOSPAMqerlij dot com

05/31/2011 12:29 PM

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

|zihdxhwascAT NOSPAMqerlij dot com

05/31/2011 12:46 PM

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

|vmzgkxnqqbAT NOSPAMircoqt dot com

05/31/2011 12:46 PM

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

|vmzgkxnqqbAT NOSPAMircoqt dot com

05/31/2011 12:46 PM

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

|vmzgkxnqqbAT NOSPAMircoqt dot com

05/31/2011 12:54 PM

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

|dgjnztgfxvAT NOSPAMoecrre dot com

05/31/2011 12:58 PM

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

|soqqqobwbiAT NOSPAMeizpyu dot com

05/31/2011 12:59 PM

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

|soqqqobwbiAT NOSPAMeizpyu dot com

05/31/2011 1:21 PM

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

|utxbwqthggAT NOSPAMhtzxof dot com

05/31/2011 1:21 PM

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

|utxbwqthggAT NOSPAMhtzxof dot com

05/31/2011 1:21 PM

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

|utxbwqthggAT NOSPAMhtzxof dot com

05/31/2011 1:21 PM

Hi there, what's up you guys???

|kqhwgvxzzuAT NOSPAMzzvwnc dot com

05/31/2011 1:24 PM

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

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05/31/2011 1:47 PM

If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

|ipyrdudmlqAT NOSPAMhsafpm dot com

05/31/2011 2:07 PM

Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

|nmmnsukjnwAT NOSPAMdwrhgv dot com

05/31/2011 2:09 PM

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

|yabslqnzxcAT NOSPAMthxsap dot com

05/31/2011 2:41 PM

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

|dxjvkctthzAT NOSPAMsydhdg dot com

05/31/2011 2:47 PM

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

|iewcqgwxmuAT NOSPAMcwahzb dot com

05/31/2011 2:59 PM

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

|jigqnqjqekAT NOSPAMqrnwto dot com

05/31/2011 3:01 PM

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

|zfxkeaajikAT NOSPAMpxswml dot com

05/31/2011 3:01 PM

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

|zfxkeaajikAT NOSPAMpxswml dot com

05/31/2011 3:01 PM

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

|zfxkeaajikAT NOSPAMpxswml dot com

05/31/2011 3:02 PM

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

|zfxkeaajikAT NOSPAMpxswml dot com

05/31/2011 3:26 PM

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

|jnkjsrdradAT NOSPAMwpyojf dot com

05/31/2011 3:26 PM

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

|jnkjsrdradAT NOSPAMwpyojf dot com

05/31/2011 3:27 PM

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

|jnkjsrdradAT NOSPAMwpyojf dot com

05/31/2011 4:19 PM

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

|gsvnnkqqouAT NOSPAMbwhrst dot com

05/31/2011 4:23 PM

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

|assgmrbqfuAT NOSPAMzqinoc dot com

05/31/2011 4:31 PM

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

|qoqpulmdfbAT NOSPAMmryrao dot com

05/31/2011 4:31 PM

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

|qoqpulmdfbAT NOSPAMmryrao dot com

05/31/2011 4:31 PM

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

|qoqpulmdfbAT NOSPAMmryrao dot com

05/31/2011 4:31 PM

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

|qoqpulmdfbAT NOSPAMmryrao dot com

05/31/2011 4:43 PM

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

|whiotextfyAT NOSPAMztiodq dot com

05/31/2011 4:55 PM

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

|zdibmroltkAT NOSPAMpbrhid dot com

05/31/2011 5:06 PM

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

|jniauuepenAT NOSPAMxkacfw dot com

05/31/2011 5:14 PM

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

|eeolnpazckAT NOSPAMrrjnan dot com

05/31/2011 5:18 PM

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

|rjrofytgcrAT NOSPAMdgymyo dot com

05/31/2011 5:31 PM

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

|fjjwkgpsfzAT NOSPAMrggqte dot com

05/31/2011 6:01 PM

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

|otrqyaaxjhAT NOSPAMehntvm dot com

05/31/2011 6:04 PM

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

|mopdsyyrjjAT NOSPAMunhfxt dot com

05/31/2011 6:25 PM

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

|ttctpbftdhAT NOSPAMmpjlfq dot com

05/31/2011 6:25 PM

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

|ttctpbftdhAT NOSPAMmpjlfq dot com

05/31/2011 6:26 PM

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

|ttctpbftdhAT NOSPAMmpjlfq dot com

05/31/2011 7:15 PM

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

|qrumaatybcAT NOSPAMztnwlo dot com

05/31/2011 7:23 PM

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

|nwrecgqbjtAT NOSPAMpvxzri dot com

05/31/2011 7:33 PM

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

|qtryguececAT NOSPAMvhxjix dot com

05/31/2011 7:33 PM

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

|qtryguececAT NOSPAMvhxjix dot com

05/31/2011 7:46 PM

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

|lmlluwdcnbAT NOSPAMauxyuj dot com

05/31/2011 7:46 PM

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

|lmlluwdcnbAT NOSPAMauxyuj dot com

05/31/2011 7:47 PM

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

|tklrpfqbgfAT NOSPAMtewxjw dot com

05/31/2011 7:52 PM

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

|ythbrpjldzAT NOSPAMxkvrbd dot com

05/31/2011 8:01 PM

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

|prhmmdxryvAT NOSPAMtoeddy dot com

05/31/2011 8:12 PM

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

|fpsdhtboodAT NOSPAMebpkkx dot com

05/31/2011 8:14 PM

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

|zucdfdajtpAT NOSPAMnmzelc dot com

05/31/2011 8:14 PM

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

|wizydzogrzAT NOSPAMcjkksf dot com

05/31/2011 8:34 PM

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

|uqluaggnngAT NOSPAMnbdbfz dot com

05/31/2011 8:52 PM

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

|nqkuahbwepAT NOSPAMsjclil dot com

05/31/2011 9:06 PM

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

|tpbpsqwlpvAT NOSPAMblbomd dot com

05/31/2011 9:32 PM

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

|xpdhktxwdrAT NOSPAMfcrovg dot com

05/31/2011 9:39 PM

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

|istulcxkbiAT NOSPAMvwtidj dot com

05/31/2011 9:40 PM

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

|oaorqjkjhkAT NOSPAMreuhvg dot com

05/31/2011 9:40 PM

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

|oaorqjkjhkAT NOSPAMreuhvg dot com

05/31/2011 9:40 PM

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

|oaorqjkjhkAT NOSPAMreuhvg dot com

05/31/2011 10:37 PM

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

|dkcpknjwawAT NOSPAMozubgx dot com

05/31/2011 10:47 PM

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

|hjnjecsfopAT NOSPAMssrbnp dot com

05/31/2011 10:59 PM

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

|ajgxbzggssAT NOSPAMmxzkkb dot com

05/31/2011 11:00 PM

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

|ajgxbzggssAT NOSPAMmxzkkb dot com

05/31/2011 11:06 PM

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

|bmunvhrcgiAT NOSPAMgwtsyq dot com

05/31/2011 11:14 PM

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

|acpodaifqrAT NOSPAMdwclbs dot com

05/31/2011 11:14 PM

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

|pyajafywghAT NOSPAMvnsdcb dot com

05/31/2011 11:39 PM

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

|wuwcgjoexcAT NOSPAMieycoc dot com

05/31/2011 11:40 PM

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

|wuwcgjoexcAT NOSPAMieycoc dot com

05/31/2011 11:43 PM

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

|ciarlmojdyAT NOSPAMadsbtf dot com

05/31/2011 11:44 PM

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

|ciarlmojdyAT NOSPAMadsbtf dot com

05/31/2011 11:44 PM

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

|ciarlmojdyAT NOSPAMadsbtf dot com

05/31/2011 11:44 PM

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

|ciarlmojdyAT NOSPAMadsbtf dot com

05/31/2011 11:50 PM

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

|milqlznzsoAT NOSPAMefiyuq dot com

06/01/2011 12:11 AM

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

|apredykqbuAT NOSPAMbbprlq dot com

06/01/2011 12:18 AM

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

|dxaguxlgsaAT NOSPAMvofcsv dot com

06/01/2011 12:19 AM

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

|dxaguxlgsaAT NOSPAMvofcsv dot com

06/01/2011 12:20 AM

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

|ahhjwjgjxaAT NOSPAMhucwvx dot com

06/01/2011 12:20 AM

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

|dxaguxlgsaAT NOSPAMvofcsv dot com

06/01/2011 12:34 AM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

|ueybrdgdeaAT NOSPAMrfcosd dot com

06/01/2011 12:34 AM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

|ueybrdgdeaAT NOSPAMrfcosd dot com

06/01/2011 12:55 AM

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

|jdxlfvqcesAT NOSPAMqksesw dot com

06/01/2011 12:55 AM

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

|jdxlfvqcesAT NOSPAMqksesw dot com

06/01/2011 1:12 AM

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

|rcxdutmremAT NOSPAMuinszb dot com

06/01/2011 2:27 AM

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

|hugbcvbbucAT NOSPAMbrolbq dot com

06/01/2011 2:29 AM

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

|qllcozhjotAT NOSPAMgguibx dot com

06/01/2011 2:31 AM

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

|cibenfyrdxAT NOSPAMbviilq dot com

06/01/2011 2:35 AM

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

|zahlhgzvgbAT NOSPAMbihrbd dot com

06/01/2011 2:39 AM

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

|sbllbcnlclAT NOSPAMwkoicf dot com

06/01/2011 2:39 AM

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

|sbllbcnlclAT NOSPAMwkoicf dot com

06/01/2011 2:39 AM

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

|sbllbcnlclAT NOSPAMwkoicf dot com

06/01/2011 2:50 AM

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

|lqesbopridAT NOSPAMnbbimm dot com

06/01/2011 2:58 AM

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

|ddetdqomnjAT NOSPAMwgxtle dot com

06/01/2011 2:58 AM

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

|ddetdqomnjAT NOSPAMwgxtle dot com

06/01/2011 2:58 AM

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

|ddetdqomnjAT NOSPAMwgxtle dot com

06/01/2011 3:33 AM

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

|uvusmtignnAT NOSPAMibgsik dot com

06/01/2011 3:33 AM

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

|bdzouknffhAT NOSPAMvtmkke dot com

06/01/2011 3:33 AM

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

|rooarhvaxtAT NOSPAMtfckng dot com

06/01/2011 3:44 AM

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

|yhqklifeunAT NOSPAMrgymyj dot com

06/01/2011 5:31 AM

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

|ippilreibqAT NOSPAMaznlrp dot com

06/01/2011 6:02 AM

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

|ahhjwjgjxaAT NOSPAMhucwvx dot com

06/01/2011 6:50 AM

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

|juordsekaxAT NOSPAMzmmvly dot com

06/01/2011 7:11 AM

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

|bzhnkvkzpdAT NOSPAMzdtlfp dot com

06/01/2011 7:42 AM

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

|dwwpmxtrbkAT NOSPAMhzwhzu dot com

06/01/2011 8:09 AM

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

|fkdrmsjhntAT NOSPAMreulra dot com

06/01/2011 10:23 AM

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

|lciedrspgnAT NOSPAMuiwhxf dot com

06/01/2011 10:24 AM

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

|gjnhiydnsiAT NOSPAMabrdpj dot com

06/01/2011 10:24 AM

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

|gjnhiydnsiAT NOSPAMabrdpj dot com

06/01/2011 10:25 AM

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

|gjnhiydnsiAT NOSPAMabrdpj dot com

06/01/2011 10:30 AM

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

|uqmpjkihnvAT NOSPAMldroqm dot com

06/01/2011 10:37 AM

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

|yblcjfgsgbAT NOSPAMdkqzhh dot com

06/01/2011 10:42 AM

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

|myjwvttfglAT NOSPAMoadczr dot com

06/01/2011 10:44 AM

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

|gxojbbkymwAT NOSPAMlbpquy dot com

06/01/2011 10:55 AM

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

|qbeqjjnwxfAT NOSPAMwsfldk dot com

06/01/2011 11:01 AM

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

|qzctglhbxoAT NOSPAMaodknz dot com

06/01/2011 11:06 AM

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

|nnfmettahgAT NOSPAMzypjks dot com

06/01/2011 11:07 AM

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

|nnfmettahgAT NOSPAMzypjks dot com

06/01/2011 12:07 PM

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

|aqpwgbmofeAT NOSPAMcvrfgg dot com

06/01/2011 12:50 PM

TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

|pkmhpyczxkAT NOSPAMeffvre dot com

06/01/2011 12:50 PM

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

|cegpwlsoovAT NOSPAMaftpfv dot com

06/01/2011 1:08 PM

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

|fopmfuurodAT NOSPAMcagbfu dot com

06/01/2011 1:57 PM

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

|iwdtoqxwpiAT NOSPAMcwpevd dot com

06/01/2011 2:42 PM

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

|nwfgpntfujAT NOSPAMmvnrvw dot com

06/01/2011 2:50 PM

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

|jijafhlsbdAT NOSPAMnzzwcw dot com

06/01/2011 3:30 PM

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

|uuwhaxmktyAT NOSPAMbzxsxe dot com

06/01/2011 3:34 PM

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

|dnfzuakgdfAT NOSPAMtdmkqm dot com

06/01/2011 3:53 PM

If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

|cpymyanqyrAT NOSPAMlpiugx dot com

06/01/2011 3:57 PM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

|gqgrsscgidAT NOSPAMrewwsy dot com

06/01/2011 3:58 PM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

|gqgrsscgidAT NOSPAMrewwsy dot com

06/01/2011 3:58 PM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

|gqgrsscgidAT NOSPAMrewwsy dot com

06/01/2011 3:58 PM

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

|gqgrsscgidAT NOSPAMrewwsy dot com

06/01/2011 4:02 PM

Hi there, what's up you guys???

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06/01/2011 5:19 PM

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

|tgdtwtnaalAT NOSPAMkfyzsw dot com

06/01/2011 6:12 PM

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

|vplucaybsuAT NOSPAMylwluf dot com

06/01/2011 6:23 PM

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

|hfttnimdznAT NOSPAMrdcihu dot com

06/01/2011 6:23 PM

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

|hfttnimdznAT NOSPAMrdcihu dot com

06/01/2011 6:23 PM

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

|hfttnimdznAT NOSPAMrdcihu dot com

06/01/2011 6:23 PM

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

|hfttnimdznAT NOSPAMrdcihu dot com

06/01/2011 6:43 PM

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

|xbyirpaffeAT NOSPAMblziyz dot com

06/01/2011 6:43 PM

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

|xbyirpaffeAT NOSPAMblziyz dot com

06/01/2011 6:43 PM

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

|xbyirpaffeAT NOSPAMblziyz dot com

06/01/2011 6:44 PM

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

|xbyirpaffeAT NOSPAMblziyz dot com

06/01/2011 7:25 PM

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

|ojhvvcamnuAT NOSPAMettkxt dot com

06/01/2011 7:30 PM

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

|uwpotgnomxAT NOSPAMtnubue dot com

06/01/2011 7:31 PM

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

|ejazoqosqlAT NOSPAMxlkfoq dot com

06/01/2011 7:35 PM

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

|rrxlsdmeltAT NOSPAMyojanp dot com

06/01/2011 7:36 PM

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

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06/01/2011 7:50 PM

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

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06/01/2011 8:43 PM

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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06/01/2011 9:26 PM

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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06/01/2011 9:33 PM

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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06/01/2011 9:39 PM

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

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06/01/2011 9:40 PM

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

|jvudavabwpAT NOSPAMzcejea dot com

06/01/2011 10:50 PM

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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06/01/2011 11:23 PM

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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06/01/2011 11:41 PM

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

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06/01/2011 11:45 PM

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

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06/02/2011 12:01 AM

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

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06/02/2011 12:20 AM

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

|vjxdctotdsAT NOSPAMshcssj dot com

06/02/2011 12:20 AM

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

|vjxdctotdsAT NOSPAMshcssj dot com

06/02/2011 12:21 AM

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

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06/02/2011 12:26 AM

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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06/02/2011 12:27 AM

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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06/02/2011 12:30 AM

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

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06/02/2011 12:46 AM

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

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06/02/2011 12:47 AM

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

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06/02/2011 1:11 AM

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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06/02/2011 1:41 AM

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

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06/02/2011 1:41 AM

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

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06/02/2011 1:41 AM

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

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06/02/2011 1:56 AM

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

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06/02/2011 1:56 AM

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

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06/02/2011 1:57 AM

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

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06/02/2011 1:57 AM

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

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06/02/2011 2:46 AM

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

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06/02/2011 3:22 AM

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

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06/02/2011 3:38 AM

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

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06/02/2011 3:39 AM

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

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06/02/2011 4:01 AM

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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06/02/2011 4:01 AM

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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06/02/2011 4:01 AM

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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06/02/2011 4:12 AM

Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

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06/02/2011 4:35 AM

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

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06/02/2011 6:35 AM

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

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06/02/2011 6:53 AM

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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06/02/2011 7:05 AM

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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06/02/2011 7:05 AM

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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06/02/2011 7:23 AM

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

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06/02/2011 7:24 AM

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

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06/02/2011 7:38 AM

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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06/02/2011 7:38 AM

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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06/02/2011 8:40 AM

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

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06/02/2011 8:49 AM

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

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06/02/2011 11:30 AM

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

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06/02/2011 11:34 AM

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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06/02/2011 12:46 PM

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

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06/02/2011 12:59 PM

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

|jfbdheevncAT NOSPAMkhjntx dot com

06/02/2011 1:13 PM

Why don't you write books people can read?

|gvucoimqbeAT NOSPAMmhlupy dot com

06/02/2011 1:27 PM

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

|uoxgrbwjyuAT NOSPAMlhqzme dot com

06/02/2011 2:16 PM

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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06/02/2011 2:35 PM

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

|epmpilfmfpAT NOSPAMagylhr dot com

06/02/2011 2:37 PM

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

|epmpilfmfpAT NOSPAMagylhr dot com

06/02/2011 2:49 PM

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

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06/02/2011 3:00 PM

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

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06/02/2011 3:24 PM

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

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06/02/2011 4:38 PM

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

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06/02/2011 4:38 PM

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

|qqyqtchutkAT NOSPAMxnundx dot com

06/02/2011 4:38 PM

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

|qqyqtchutkAT NOSPAMxnundx dot com

06/02/2011 4:39 PM

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

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06/02/2011 4:43 PM

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

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06/02/2011 4:59 PM

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

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06/02/2011 5:28 PM

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

|scystqkratAT NOSPAMnqdwos dot com

06/02/2011 5:28 PM

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

|scystqkratAT NOSPAMnqdwos dot com

06/02/2011 5:28 PM

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

|scystqkratAT NOSPAMnqdwos dot com

06/02/2011 5:29 PM

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

|scystqkratAT NOSPAMnqdwos dot com

06/02/2011 5:29 PM

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

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06/02/2011 5:30 PM

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

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06/02/2011 6:20 PM

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

|gvaboerpxvAT NOSPAMootoal dot com

06/02/2011 6:31 PM

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

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06/02/2011 6:35 PM

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

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06/02/2011 6:35 PM

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

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06/02/2011 6:36 PM

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

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06/02/2011 6:48 PM

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

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06/02/2011 6:49 PM

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

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06/02/2011 7:09 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/02/2011 7:09 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/02/2011 7:10 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/02/2011 7:10 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/02/2011 7:18 PM

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

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06/02/2011 7:19 PM

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

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06/02/2011 7:19 PM

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

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06/02/2011 7:29 PM

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

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06/02/2011 7:30 PM

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

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06/02/2011 7:43 PM

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

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06/02/2011 7:44 PM

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

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06/02/2011 7:46 PM

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

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06/02/2011 7:52 PM

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

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06/02/2011 8:42 PM

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

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06/02/2011 8:42 PM

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

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06/02/2011 8:43 PM

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

|zdqjkksllrAT NOSPAMqoxnyz dot com

06/02/2011 8:48 PM

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

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06/02/2011 9:21 PM

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

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06/02/2011 9:57 PM

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

|epukjnlxomAT NOSPAMlqoxsa dot com

06/02/2011 9:59 PM

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

|ijawvhqyhnAT NOSPAMiukzqs dot com

06/02/2011 10:22 PM

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

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06/02/2011 11:00 PM

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

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06/02/2011 11:01 PM

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

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06/02/2011 11:12 PM

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

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06/03/2011 12:31 AM

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

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06/03/2011 12:57 AM

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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06/03/2011 12:57 AM

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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06/03/2011 12:59 AM

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

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06/03/2011 1:02 AM

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

|piguskzmrjAT NOSPAMnughce dot com

06/03/2011 1:36 AM

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

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06/03/2011 1:53 AM

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

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06/03/2011 2:03 AM

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

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06/03/2011 2:03 AM

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

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06/03/2011 2:03 AM

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

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06/03/2011 2:13 AM

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

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06/03/2011 2:15 AM

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

|kinkdprqgcAT NOSPAMezejdd dot com

06/03/2011 2:29 AM

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

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06/03/2011 2:32 AM

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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06/03/2011 2:33 AM

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

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06/03/2011 2:34 AM

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

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06/03/2011 2:34 AM

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

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06/03/2011 2:52 AM

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

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06/03/2011 3:13 AM

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

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06/03/2011 3:31 AM

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

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06/03/2011 4:35 AM

Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

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06/03/2011 4:48 AM

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

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06/03/2011 4:49 AM

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

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06/03/2011 4:49 AM

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

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06/03/2011 4:49 AM

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

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06/03/2011 5:17 AM

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

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06/03/2011 5:17 AM

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

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06/03/2011 5:21 AM

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

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06/03/2011 5:29 AM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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06/03/2011 5:29 AM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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06/03/2011 5:29 AM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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06/03/2011 5:29 AM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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06/03/2011 5:47 AM

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

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06/03/2011 5:55 AM

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

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06/03/2011 6:27 AM

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

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06/03/2011 6:40 AM

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

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06/03/2011 7:22 AM

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

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06/03/2011 7:36 AM

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

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06/03/2011 8:04 AM

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

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06/03/2011 8:16 AM

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

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06/03/2011 8:16 AM

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

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06/03/2011 8:23 AM

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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06/03/2011 8:24 AM

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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06/03/2011 8:33 AM

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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06/03/2011 8:58 AM

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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06/03/2011 9:21 AM

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

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06/03/2011 9:35 AM

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

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06/03/2011 10:00 AM

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

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06/03/2011 10:14 AM

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

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06/03/2011 10:24 AM

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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06/03/2011 10:25 AM

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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06/03/2011 10:25 AM

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

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06/03/2011 10:53 AM

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

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06/03/2011 10:54 AM

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

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06/03/2011 11:01 AM

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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06/03/2011 11:01 AM

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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06/03/2011 11:02 AM

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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06/03/2011 11:19 AM

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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06/03/2011 11:24 AM

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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06/03/2011 11:34 AM

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

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06/03/2011 12:15 PM

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

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06/03/2011 12:45 PM

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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06/03/2011 12:51 PM

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

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06/03/2011 1:17 PM

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

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06/03/2011 1:23 PM

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

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06/03/2011 1:23 PM

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

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06/03/2011 1:54 PM

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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06/03/2011 1:55 PM

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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06/03/2011 1:55 PM

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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06/03/2011 2:08 PM

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

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06/03/2011 2:15 PM

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

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06/03/2011 3:15 PM

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

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06/03/2011 3:22 PM

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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06/03/2011 4:22 PM

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

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06/03/2011 4:26 PM

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

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06/03/2011 4:26 PM

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

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06/03/2011 4:27 PM

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

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06/03/2011 4:35 PM

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

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06/03/2011 4:36 PM

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

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06/03/2011 4:36 PM

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

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06/03/2011 4:36 PM

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

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06/03/2011 4:37 PM

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

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06/03/2011 4:37 PM

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

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06/03/2011 4:37 PM

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

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06/03/2011 4:42 PM

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

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06/03/2011 4:43 PM

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

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06/03/2011 4:44 PM

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

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06/03/2011 4:59 PM

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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06/03/2011 4:59 PM

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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06/03/2011 5:05 PM

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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06/03/2011 5:09 PM

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

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06/03/2011 5:10 PM

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

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06/03/2011 5:47 PM

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

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06/03/2011 5:56 PM

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

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06/03/2011 5:58 PM

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

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06/03/2011 5:59 PM

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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06/03/2011 5:59 PM

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

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06/03/2011 6:03 PM

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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06/03/2011 6:45 PM

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

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06/03/2011 7:00 PM

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

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06/03/2011 7:18 PM

Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

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06/03/2011 7:18 PM

Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

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06/03/2011 7:34 PM

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

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06/03/2011 7:34 PM

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

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06/03/2011 7:36 PM

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

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06/03/2011 7:37 PM

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

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06/03/2011 7:42 PM

Why don't you write books people can read?

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06/03/2011 7:42 PM

Why don't you write books people can read?

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06/03/2011 7:42 PM

Why don't you write books people can read?

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06/03/2011 7:44 PM

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

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06/03/2011 7:45 PM

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

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06/03/2011 7:45 PM

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

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06/03/2011 7:45 PM

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

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06/03/2011 8:08 PM

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

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06/03/2011 8:08 PM

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

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06/03/2011 8:12 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/03/2011 8:12 PM

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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06/03/2011 8:12 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/03/2011 8:12 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/03/2011 8:12 PM

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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06/03/2011 8:13 PM

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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06/03/2011 8:28 PM

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

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06/03/2011 8:28 PM

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

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06/03/2011 8:29 PM

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

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06/03/2011 8:35 PM

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

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06/03/2011 9:28 PM

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

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06/03/2011 10:03 PM

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

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06/03/2011 10:05 PM

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

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06/03/2011 10:20 PM

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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06/03/2011 10:20 PM

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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06/03/2011 10:21 PM

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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06/03/2011 10:21 PM

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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06/03/2011 10:26 PM

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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06/03/2011 10:43 PM

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

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06/03/2011 10:44 PM

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

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06/03/2011 10:46 PM

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

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06/03/2011 10:48 PM

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

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06/03/2011 11:10 PM

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

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06/03/2011 11:22 PM

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

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06/04/2011 12:08 AM

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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06/04/2011 12:12 AM

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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06/04/2011 12:12 AM

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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06/04/2011 12:17 AM

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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06/04/2011 12:17 AM

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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06/04/2011 12:18 AM

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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06/04/2011 12:36 AM

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

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06/04/2011 12:49 AM

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

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06/04/2011 12:50 AM

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

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06/04/2011 12:56 AM

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

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06/04/2011 1:12 AM

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

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06/04/2011 1:12 AM

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

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06/04/2011 1:20 AM

What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

|jqeeccynufAT NOSPAMlnsett dot com

06/04/2011 1:20 AM

What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

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06/04/2011 1:24 AM

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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06/04/2011 1:44 AM

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

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06/04/2011 1:47 AM

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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06/04/2011 1:47 AM

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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06/04/2011 1:47 AM

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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06/04/2011 1:48 AM

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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06/04/2011 2:27 AM

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

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06/04/2011 2:27 AM

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

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06/04/2011 2:28 AM

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

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06/04/2011 2:31 AM

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

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06/04/2011 2:36 AM

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

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06/04/2011 2:43 AM

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

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06/04/2011 2:44 AM

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

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06/04/2011 3:09 AM

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

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06/04/2011 3:09 AM

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

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06/04/2011 3:10 AM

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

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06/04/2011 3:11 AM

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

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06/04/2011 3:43 AM

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

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06/04/2011 3:58 AM

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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06/04/2011 3:59 AM

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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06/04/2011 4:03 AM

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

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06/04/2011 4:13 AM

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

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06/04/2011 4:13 AM

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

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06/04/2011 4:20 AM

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

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06/04/2011 4:21 AM

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

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06/04/2011 4:22 AM

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

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06/04/2011 5:02 AM

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

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06/04/2011 5:02 AM

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

|thmbpwneklAT NOSPAMryltqt dot com

06/04/2011 5:03 AM

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

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06/04/2011 6:15 AM

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

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06/04/2011 6:20 AM

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

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06/04/2011 6:36 AM

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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06/04/2011 6:37 AM

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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06/04/2011 6:39 AM

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

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06/04/2011 6:40 AM

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

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06/04/2011 6:50 AM

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

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06/04/2011 6:54 AM

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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06/04/2011 6:54 AM

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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06/04/2011 7:06 AM

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

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06/04/2011 7:33 AM

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

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06/04/2011 7:39 AM

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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06/04/2011 7:39 AM

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

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06/04/2011 7:40 AM

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

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06/04/2011 7:40 AM

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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06/04/2011 7:40 AM

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

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06/04/2011 7:40 AM

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

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06/04/2011 7:40 AM

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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06/04/2011 8:22 AM

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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06/04/2011 8:22 AM

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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06/04/2011 8:22 AM

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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06/04/2011 8:23 AM

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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06/04/2011 8:25 AM

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

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06/04/2011 8:40 AM

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

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06/04/2011 8:41 AM

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

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06/04/2011 8:54 AM

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

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06/04/2011 9:03 AM

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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06/04/2011 9:08 AM

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

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06/04/2011 9:24 AM

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

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06/04/2011 10:10 AM

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

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06/04/2011 10:10 AM

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

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06/04/2011 10:10 AM

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

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06/04/2011 10:10 AM

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

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06/04/2011 10:35 AM

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

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06/04/2011 10:45 AM

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

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06/04/2011 10:46 AM

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

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06/04/2011 11:05 AM

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

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06/04/2011 11:52 AM

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

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06/04/2011 12:00 PM

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

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06/04/2011 12:18 PM

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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06/04/2011 12:19 PM

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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06/04/2011 12:52 PM

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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06/04/2011 12:53 PM

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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06/04/2011 12:53 PM

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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06/04/2011 2:45 PM

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

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06/04/2011 2:47 PM

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

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06/04/2011 2:50 PM

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

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06/04/2011 3:05 PM

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

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06/04/2011 3:05 PM

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

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06/04/2011 3:06 PM

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

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06/04/2011 3:29 PM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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06/04/2011 3:30 PM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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06/04/2011 3:31 PM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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06/04/2011 3:32 PM

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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06/04/2011 3:36 PM

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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06/04/2011 3:36 PM

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

|qdwpqgkuazAT NOSPAMhgebtk dot com

06/04/2011 3:41 PM

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

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06/04/2011 3:41 PM

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

|jlycffseulAT NOSPAMrxjmlq dot com

06/04/2011 4:05 PM

Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

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06/04/2011 4:13 PM

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

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06/04/2011 4:26 PM

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

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06/04/2011 5:22 PM

If a man does his best, what else is there?

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06/04/2011 5:27 PM

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

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06/04/2011 5:34 PM

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

|vzrlrdiqvyAT NOSPAMedwpws dot com

06/04/2011 5:50 PM

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

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06/04/2011 6:01 PM

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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06/04/2011 6:02 PM

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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06/04/2011 6:07 PM

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

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06/04/2011 6:13 PM

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

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06/04/2011 6:14 PM

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

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06/04/2011 6:15 PM

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

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06/04/2011 7:32 PM

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

|stenonnrmaAT NOSPAMjhxtrg dot com

06/04/2011 8:04 PM

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

|mtfcqszflsAT NOSPAMictkib dot com

06/04/2011 8:05 PM

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

|mtfcqszflsAT NOSPAMictkib dot com

06/04/2011 8:05 PM

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

|opaeglrjugAT NOSPAMdbrddl dot com

06/04/2011 8:05 PM

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

|mtfcqszflsAT NOSPAMictkib dot com

06/04/2011 8:05 PM

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

|opaeglrjugAT NOSPAMdbrddl dot com

06/04/2011 8:05 PM

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

|mtfcqszflsAT NOSPAMictkib dot com

06/04/2011 8:12 PM

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

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06/04/2011 8:12 PM

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

|xlrzuzoxtyAT NOSPAMedpfda dot com

06/04/2011 8:13 PM

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

|xlrzuzoxtyAT NOSPAMedpfda dot com

06/04/2011 8:28 PM

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

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06/04/2011 8:36 PM

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

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06/04/2011 8:36 PM

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

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06/04/2011 8:37 PM

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

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06/04/2011 9:03 PM

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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06/04/2011 9:04 PM

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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06/04/2011 9:04 PM

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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06/04/2011 9:04 PM

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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06/04/2011 9:34 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/04/2011 9:34 PM

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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06/04/2011 10:17 PM

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

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06/04/2011 10:17 PM

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

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06/04/2011 10:18 PM

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

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06/04/2011 10:40 PM

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

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06/04/2011 10:46 PM

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

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06/04/2011 10:54 PM

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

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06/04/2011 11:55 PM

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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06/04/2011 11:55 PM

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

|valaciwduxAT NOSPAMkirxke dot com

06/04/2011 11:55 PM

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

|valaciwduxAT NOSPAMkirxke dot com

06/04/2011 11:55 PM

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

|valaciwduxAT NOSPAMkirxke dot com

06/04/2011 11:55 PM

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

|valaciwduxAT NOSPAMkirxke dot com

06/05/2011 12:40 AM

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

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06/05/2011 12:41 AM

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

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06/05/2011 1:30 AM

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

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06/05/2011 1:31 AM

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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06/05/2011 1:46 AM

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

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06/05/2011 1:46 AM

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

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06/05/2011 1:47 AM

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

|bvsvrsjjjvAT NOSPAMwpmcze dot com

06/05/2011 1:47 AM

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

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06/05/2011 3:40 AM

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

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06/05/2011 3:51 AM

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

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06/05/2011 3:52 AM

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

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06/05/2011 3:57 AM

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

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06/05/2011 4:06 AM

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

|oabebyefsaAT NOSPAMnnuthj dot com

06/05/2011 4:24 AM

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

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06/05/2011 4:24 AM

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

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06/05/2011 4:24 AM

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

|zbuszjofvaAT NOSPAMaupess dot com

06/05/2011 4:58 AM

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

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06/05/2011 4:59 AM

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

|goarynbeutAT NOSPAMkqhozl dot com

06/05/2011 5:15 AM

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

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06/05/2011 5:57 AM

If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

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06/05/2011 6:04 AM

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

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06/05/2011 6:49 AM

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

|ftxqiocmxfAT NOSPAMqtbgsp dot com

06/05/2011 7:50 AM

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

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06/05/2011 8:42 AM

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

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06/05/2011 8:42 AM

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

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06/05/2011 8:48 AM

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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06/05/2011 8:56 AM

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

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06/05/2011 8:58 AM

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

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06/05/2011 8:58 AM

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

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06/05/2011 10:39 AM

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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06/05/2011 10:40 AM

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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06/05/2011 10:40 AM

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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06/05/2011 10:40 AM

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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06/05/2011 11:24 AM

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

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06/05/2011 12:57 PM

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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06/05/2011 12:57 PM

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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06/05/2011 12:58 PM

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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06/05/2011 12:58 PM

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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06/05/2011 2:07 PM

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

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06/05/2011 2:31 PM

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

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06/05/2011 3:19 PM

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

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06/05/2011 4:37 PM

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

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06/05/2011 5:07 PM

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

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06/05/2011 5:08 PM

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

|znmkfbainvAT NOSPAMytskrk dot com

06/05/2011 5:41 PM

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

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06/05/2011 5:41 PM

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

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06/05/2011 8:10 PM

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

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06/05/2011 8:11 PM

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

|fewifdqgaiAT NOSPAMazglre dot com

06/05/2011 8:11 PM

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

|fewifdqgaiAT NOSPAMazglre dot com

06/05/2011 8:34 PM

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

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06/05/2011 9:25 PM

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

|xffxxwusneAT NOSPAMrlrspm dot com

06/05/2011 9:25 PM

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

|xffxxwusneAT NOSPAMrlrspm dot com

06/05/2011 9:28 PM

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.

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06/05/2011 9:57 PM

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

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06/06/2011 12:17 AM

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

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06/06/2011 12:24 AM

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

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06/06/2011 12:58 AM

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

|gefqdwuhsqAT NOSPAMbmmsga dot com

06/06/2011 12:58 AM

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

|gefqdwuhsqAT NOSPAMbmmsga dot com

06/06/2011 12:59 AM

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

|gefqdwuhsqAT NOSPAMbmmsga dot com

06/06/2011 2:57 AM

Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !

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06/06/2011 3:31 AM

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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06/06/2011 3:31 AM

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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06/06/2011 3:31 AM

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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06/06/2011 3:32 AM

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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06/06/2011 3:37 AM

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

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06/06/2011 3:50 AM

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

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06/06/2011 4:50 AM

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

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06/06/2011 5:04 AM

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

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06/06/2011 5:30 AM

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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06/06/2011 6:30 AM

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

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06/06/2011 6:34 AM

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

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06/06/2011 6:34 AM

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

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06/06/2011 6:34 AM

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

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06/06/2011 8:24 AM

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

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06/06/2011 8:24 AM

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

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06/06/2011 8:43 AM

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

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06/06/2011 9:20 AM

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

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06/06/2011 9:41 AM

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

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06/06/2011 10:13 AM

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

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06/06/2011 10:54 AM

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

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06/06/2011 11:05 AM

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

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06/06/2011 11:14 AM

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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06/06/2011 11:14 AM

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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06/06/2011 11:42 AM

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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06/06/2011 11:51 AM

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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06/06/2011 11:53 AM

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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06/06/2011 12:17 PM

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

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06/06/2011 12:18 PM

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

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06/06/2011 12:20 PM

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

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06/06/2011 12:23 PM

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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06/06/2011 12:23 PM

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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06/06/2011 12:24 PM

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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06/06/2011 12:24 PM

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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06/06/2011 1:29 PM

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

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06/06/2011 1:56 PM

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

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06/06/2011 2:04 PM

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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06/06/2011 2:06 PM

> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

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06/06/2011 2:07 PM

> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

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06/06/2011 2:18 PM

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

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06/06/2011 2:30 PM

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

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06/06/2011 2:31 PM

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

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06/06/2011 2:31 PM

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

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06/06/2011 2:31 PM

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

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06/06/2011 2:35 PM

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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06/06/2011 2:36 PM

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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06/06/2011 2:36 PM

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

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06/06/2011 2:54 PM

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

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06/06/2011 3:07 PM

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

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06/06/2011 3:21 PM

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

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06/06/2011 3:21 PM

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

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06/06/2011 3:21 PM

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

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06/06/2011 3:21 PM

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

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06/06/2011 3:27 PM

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

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06/06/2011 3:53 PM

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

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06/06/2011 4:09 PM

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

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06/06/2011 4:43 PM

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

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06/06/2011 5:09 PM

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

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06/06/2011 5:15 PM

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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06/06/2011 5:20 PM

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

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06/06/2011 5:20 PM

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

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06/06/2011 5:20 PM

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

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06/06/2011 5:21 PM

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

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06/06/2011 6:06 PM

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

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06/06/2011 6:19 PM

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

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06/06/2011 6:19 PM

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

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06/06/2011 6:20 PM

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

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06/06/2011 6:20 PM

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

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06/06/2011 6:20 PM

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

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06/06/2011 6:21 PM

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

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06/06/2011 6:22 PM

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

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06/06/2011 6:23 PM

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

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06/06/2011 6:24 PM

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

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06/06/2011 6:24 PM

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

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06/06/2011 6:24 PM

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

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06/06/2011 7:25 PM

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

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06/06/2011 7:25 PM

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

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06/06/2011 7:30 PM

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

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06/06/2011 7:42 PM

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

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06/06/2011 8:59 PM

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

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06/06/2011 9:16 PM

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

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06/06/2011 9:17 PM

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

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06/06/2011 10:11 PM

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

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06/06/2011 10:19 PM

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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06/06/2011 10:22 PM

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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06/06/2011 10:24 PM

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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06/06/2011 10:26 PM

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

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06/06/2011 10:36 PM

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

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06/06/2011 11:31 PM

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

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06/06/2011 11:34 PM

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

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06/06/2011 11:40 PM

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

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06/06/2011 11:40 PM

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

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06/06/2011 11:40 PM

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

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06/06/2011 11:41 PM

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

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06/07/2011 12:14 AM

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

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06/07/2011 12:33 AM

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

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06/07/2011 12:41 AM

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

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06/07/2011 12:41 AM

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

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06/07/2011 12:41 AM

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

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06/07/2011 12:51 AM

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

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06/07/2011 1:29 AM

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

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06/07/2011 1:30 AM

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

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06/07/2011 1:30 AM

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

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06/07/2011 1:31 AM

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

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06/07/2011 1:33 AM

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

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06/07/2011 1:37 AM

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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06/07/2011 1:41 AM

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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06/07/2011 2:08 AM

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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06/07/2011 2:08 AM

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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06/07/2011 2:51 AM

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

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06/07/2011 2:53 AM

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

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06/07/2011 2:57 AM

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

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06/07/2011 2:59 AM

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

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06/07/2011 3:45 AM

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

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06/07/2011 4:30 AM

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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06/07/2011 4:37 AM

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

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06/07/2011 4:38 AM

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

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06/07/2011 4:38 AM

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

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06/07/2011 4:46 AM

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

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06/07/2011 4:47 AM

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

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06/07/2011 4:48 AM

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

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06/07/2011 6:04 AM

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

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06/07/2011 6:08 AM

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

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06/07/2011 6:17 AM

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

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06/07/2011 6:28 AM

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

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06/07/2011 6:50 AM

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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06/07/2011 6:50 AM

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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06/07/2011 6:50 AM

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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06/07/2011 6:50 AM

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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06/07/2011 7:02 AM